Bolivia Announces Acquisition of Chile
The President of Bolivia has announced an agreement for his country to acquire the Republic of Chile, taking the land-locked country and merging it with an all-coastline country. Citizens of Bolivia were frankly excited but concerned about this merger. However, President Luis Diaz-Silva argued the benefits of the combined nation in a televised address. The President of Chile, Diego Borges, held a hastily assembled press conference soon after to refute many of the claims made by Diaz-Silva. Borges showed a napkin with a hand-written agreement for Chile to acquire Bolivia should the Diaz-Silva lose in a back room poker game, which he did. So, technically, Chile acquired Bolivia. Despite the confusion and uncertainty, the Bolivian Navy is already eyeing its future coastal bases.