Multiverse News

The Ghostbusters Corporation and the union representing its ghostbusting techicians have a tentative agreement over better pay, safety concerns, and improved working conditions. Workers will leave the picket lines later today and return to work tomorrow. Ghostbusters has experienced tremendous growth in the last four years and opened offices in 40 states and Canada. However, employees say that long hours and the hazards of ghostbusting takes a toll on their health and impacts their families. Peter Venkman, the head ghostbuster and CEO, said today, “Finally, this apocalypse of labor disputes is finished. Now, we can turn our attention to the real apocalypse coming next week. Not the Containment Unit again. No, I’m talking about a real apocalypse of Biblical proportions with Gozer the Destructor’s whiny cousin, Oliver the Mildly Annoying. It’s all hands on deck now—even Janine, who thought better of walking out on us and taking a job in the food service industry.”